The Drunken Yarn

All I would add is “and Bears” to Russia and for me, Canadia is Labatt Blue.

But other than that, pretty spot on.

(Source: goldtome)

Late Night With Kitty Martini: Jolly Rancher infused Vodka How To

gaminginyourunderwear:

Step 1 - Find a glass container clean them out then fill with 30 Jolly Ranchers and then the Vodka

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Step 2 - Let them sit for a day shaking every few hours to loosen up the clump of Jolly Ranchers Jolly Rancher Vodka WIP

Step 3 - Enjoy the pretty pretty rainbow of colors cause you’ve just made Jolly Rancher infused Vodka!! Mix with sprite for a nice mixed drink or you can do shots of them completely up to you! ^_^ Jolly Rancher Vodka WIP

Thanks to geekdecuisine42 for the awesome recipe!

BPS Research Digest: "Beauty in the eyes of the beer holder" - people who think they're drunk, think they're hot

wildcat2030:

The beer-goggle effect is well-documented - the way that being drunk makes everyone look wonderfully attractive. A new study asks whether the goggles work backwards. Does being drunk affect how we judge our own appeal? Laurent Bègue and her team asked 19 patrons at a French bar to rate their own attractiveness and to puff into a breathalyser. The two measures correlated - the participants who were more drunk tended to rate themselves as more attractive. But maybe that was nothing to do with the effect of alcohol. Perhaps better-looking people like getting more drunk?

10 household uses for vodka besides drinking it and passing out around the house. These uses include:

-keeping flowers fresh

-freshen up your clothes’ stank

-base for a tincture for aches and pains (and no, not by drinking it until your pain sensation goes away)

-and many many more! For 3 easy payments and one really hard payment. I’m going to need that last payment in Wampum.

Unf! flargle uuunnnnggggg!

Above is a verbatim diction of what came out of my mouth when I saw this recipe for Stout and Sriracha Barbeque Sauce. I am having difficulty forming coherent sentences and controlling my salivary glands at the moment.

Talk amongst yourselves.

I’ll give you a topic.

Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island.

Discuss.

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”
Abraham Lincoln

jtotheizzoe:

History, Chemistry, and Cold Beer

How a Mesopotamian mix-up led to 8,000 years of cold suds. Ancient civilizations in the Middle East made a bread out of malted barley. When that bread got mixed with water, met some airborne yeast and was left to sit in the dark, the bakers fell over when they tried to drink it.

That’s how the legend goes anyway. Beer and other fermented drinks have been behind our transition from hunter-gatherers to agriculture, many advances in early chemistry and even how we organized early American towns.

Since all graduate student paths lead to beer, it’s high time we scientists get to know our best friend’s origins.

(via Inside Science)

Iced Green Tea Mojito. Because I like to pretend I’m being healthy when I get annihilated.

interwebuser:

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